Brooklyn lesbians sell gay mens’ “donations” on black market

By michaelkaminer

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We don’t watch much TV, so when we come across a plot summary like this – from HBO’s Bored to Death, courtesy of NYMag.com – we do wonder what we’re missing:

“The lesbians who have given Ray’s jerking off  ‘new meaning’ went AWOL.

Ray knows next to nothing about the potential mothers of his children, but he and Jonathan learn where they live by way of their Park Slope Coop membership card.

Ray and Jonathan break into the couple’s empty apartment only to find that the ladies aren’t breeding — they’re selling Ray’s seed on the black market!

“Armed with an Excel spreadsheet of semen customers, the duo sets out on a wild, gay goose chase to find the lesbians, but all they track down is a series of angry women who’ve been duped by Ray’s useless ejaculate.”

That’s series star John Hodgman, above.

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